Sunday, January 18, 2009

It's official: The best restaurant in knoxville for tea drinkers...

... is Harper's Volkwagon's service department's waiting room. Recently the coffee fascist was awaiting the completion of much needed repairs to his sweet new TDI and noticed that they have both Earl Grey and English Breakfast freely available for those patiently (or anxiously) wiling the hours away while a car or van is being worked on.

This is clear evidence that a tea culture must be cultivated in this fair town and control of the tea monopoly be wrested from the hands of our fair mechanics lest they hold us all tea-hostage until the end-times arrive. Arise tea drinking masses and take back your preferred refreshment!

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